There are times when I feel like this is my new reality
I wear glasses/contacts – not at the same time, geesh – it’s not that bad….. yet.
But I am asking you to join my coalition to pressure packaging companies to increase FONT SIZE. It feels unfair that I should be forced to put in my contacts prior to morning coffee
So when I get in the shower, I have to ask, how the hell can anyone read these labels?
I have “washed” my hair with conditioner more times than I will admit – who can read this??? The shower is a hazard to my family & fellow workers. I have pseudo shaved my legs with a razor still sporting the plastic cap – cuz who is gonna run their fingers across the blades, to be sure? Maybe I should just ask Louise’s waxer to make house calls.
I have allergies, the kind where pieces of cement get into my eyes and unless I can remove my eyeballs to scratch them – I am forced to use these eye drops. Wanna read these directions for me…..without my contacts….?
BTW – these are the most stingy eye drops ever made – EVER.
Getting dressed post-eye drops, pre-contacts is my fear landscape. I have my morning routine down to seconds…..so the days I need to wait 15 min. after the eye stabbing, can be treacherous territory, to be sure
Hair – check
Make-up – check & I’m out the door, right on time.
When I got home, I decided to take off my day face & bought “old school” Ponds cold cream – scooped out a blob – coated my face “Hmmmmm, do I tissue this off or use water & wash cloth?”
Wait for it……
Maybe it’s just me, but if your a distracted housecleaning kinda gal
likely possible these could look the same
Yep – I dusted with Goo-Gone, took the varnish right off my coffee table. Now it’s worth twice as much and currently featured on “Fixer Upper” as a farm style table.
So I gave up dusting – Fail.
I decided I would sew, crafting tartan wear for my upcoming trip to Scotland. But….
Would someone please drop by my house and thread this needle?
Wait, lemma just put my contacts in – uhhhh is there a lens in that case?
The eye doctor told me the stronger the lens RX, the less manufacturers use tint? I felt like he was punking me – so the more blind, the less visible the lens….FACT.
This is my answer to that logic:
I just don’t feel ready for a white cane. I blame the labeling industry for making me resort to having a Sharpie permanent marker on my person at all times – to graffiti products in a readable
I’ve put on black tights with a blue dress, for a business meeting, not the worst fashion mistake I have ever made. I did have to claim I was a hipster, when everyone knows I am a Hippie *grabs hula-hoop & hackeysack*
So who will stand with me, waving glasses prescriptions & unreadable shampoo bottles? We can start a revolution, as soon as these eye drops wear off I’ll make some posters.